the adventure begns

this will be me tel the sotry of the people -
arag space marine captain he is 40 yees old (wow)
melon sister battle she is 37
chaoter master arab he is 95 (woooah)



arag wake up next to melon
"hello melon"
"hi arag"
"are there prks to kill today"
"yss warboss blaxt is attacking again"

MEANWHIL ON BLAXT PLANET

"OKRY MY ORKS E AV TO KILL THE HUMUS"
"waaag" they all chant

BACK IN BED

arag sigh
"melon how many"
"twelve at least"
"woah we can do it gear up"
arag staraps his armour on and cant help but need help
"rhank melon"

and now off they go to a suvvelful day of work killing part 2 out son

arag kill last ork and it goes REEEEK

"melon my armor messy now"
"dont worry aarag ill cleab later but I realise one ork is live"
"h yes"
arag walk over
"ork where is blaxt"
"i dont no"
"WHERE IS BLAXT"
"ok ok oomee he is at your house"
arag kills ork

"melon this is bad blaxt is at the house"
"shit"

arag and melon get home
a large green ork man is tere, he is hitting the bed, it is getting dirty

"blaxt you bastsrd"

"ahahahahahahhahah its arag and melon"

blaxt swing his axe and hit arag

"ow"

arag is furious!
he punches blaxt then shoots him to death till he dies

"wow melon that was hard"
"the bed is dirty"
"oh no"

"blaxt is gon now"
"good job melon"

mmelon clwans the bed with her emperer bleach

"all good now"
"now blaxt is gone what do do?"
"his ORKS veRY ANGRY"
"yes"

meanwhile the ORKS

"blaxt is dead!"
"no he cant be"
"what no"

another big green man walks in
"blaxt is dead so we must REVENGE"
they cheer

the orks all get there weapons ready
"grr were is arag ill get thet twat"

meanwhile

"yes chapter master arab blaxt is dead"
"good job have an promote!"
arab hands him an anti orj rifle
"kill then all"

susspense... tune in soon for big thing

green men swarm arag and melons city

"ohg damn they are every where"
"i know arag its BAD"
"lucky we got this anti ork gun"
"it is yes"

asrga loads the gun and gets ready
"its tiME!"

he kicks open the door and stights shooting them all
lots die! woa! but the orks are to many!
"mELON!"
he sees melon hit by a hammer fall over
"save YOU!"
arag shoots the orks around her

"safe now"
"thanks"

melonthen shoots another

they kill till all orks are dead
"woah"

"that was tought"
"i know right"
"time for home"

they get home

"who organised that"
arab walks in
"it was a good clan, must have been don by.... him"
"him"
"tazeetnh"

they gaso

"impossible"

"get the guns"
"ok"
"it may be to laet" concern aeab

they go to taxetch house
he sit down
veying

"you better cry bitch"

"your gonna die"

tazetc look up
"cry
me?"

"yes"

"funny"

taxetch shoots a bolt of ligtking at arag but he takes it and wals forward

"i am a gOD"
he swing his two power swors and decapitater tazeetch

"it is done"

"now tzeeitxh is gone, what now"
"strike the orks now?"
"that isnt a bad a idea."

they say goodbye to arab and get inside they are ship and go towards planet blaxt, guns loaded

"let's kjll then all"

Its been a week since the last post guyz

sorry guys was on holiday for a week

will have a chapter up later today
on holiday had a english lesson on gramar so i should be slight better

Ayyy

their ship land on blaxt planet, and they come out guns loaded

"time to die you stupid works"
arag screams and runs forward "reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE" he screams as he hits a ork with his power sword

melon uses her bolt pistol (singature weapon of sister battles) and starts shooting them all

the orks are scared
"woahj these ooms are tuff yes we shuld fights back!"

the orks use power and kick arasg to floor
2how do you like this"

"nt bvery" he replies as he kicks the ork and kills it

the fight intentsifies adn melon and arag fall back

"this is tough"
"yes"
melon is a siter of battle though, and quuickly uses her power!
she uses sidekick bolts to hit the orks and kill them quickly
"you're a sidecar?"
"i forgot to say"

Very nice.

Why does arag hate the normies

whens next chapter?

arag hates normies because they jpine his bkatd without pernizon.






......



"so melon waht sidecick powers you know"
"i know mind bolt and sidekick blast"
"woah"
"the sisters of battle are trained in this
we accept sikers and they are good"
"ah"
"what next then"
"dunno the works are dead"
"yeah"
"hmm"

"well maybe we should kill the rest of chaos"
"that is a good idea melon with yuor powers we could destory anything."
"yes"
"khrone?"
"yes he will be easy he only has axes"
"lets kill him quick"
"yes"
arag grabs his anti chaos gun
"lets rock"

Admin are you #dead

no but khorne is about to be



"melo be sneakry!"
"yes arag!"
they do the stleath inside khornes house and he cannot here them
"haha he is very silly"
"yesm but khorne doesnt like sickers"
"tyhat is bad"
arag take out his stealth knif and moves forward sLOWLT... trhough the corridor... and pull down a khorne man
he stabs khorne mann in the neck
"haha you are dead"
the dorr in front is khrones bedroom he is asleep
melon kicks it open
khorne screams!
"ARhRrrRrRrrrrrRr A SICER!"
he grab his axes and run at arag, but arag blocks it with his knife
"haha khorne not so strong now"
"shut up faggot"
khroen throw arag at melon, owch!
he then run!
khroen jumps out of the window and throws his axes behind and they hit arag and go in his armour
"ow he was prepared"
"yes"

hey glorious admin will you be joining us on the super grim topic thingy

yes if uo ever starts

We did

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