the adventure begns

khrone has excape his house
"shit that fagot has gurt me owwwww"
"khorne are you ok"
"yes mrs khorne"
mrs khorne his wife heals him with her magics
"thanks"

arag chjaase th khroen
"stop"
"no" he said and turns round punch arag send him fly!
"woah" melon scream
"what.... ow.... what... how?"
"arag i am better than you"
"no" melon says and pulls out anti chaos gun
"shit"
she fire
khorne screams load
"oWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
khorne goe to his nee
"you dont win"
he punch melon and she hurt and broos
"ok..... lets not fit todsay"
"let get better then fight"
"ye"

sorry i had to go out for a few days

khrone has gone back to his base
"how do we stiop them, they are a problem"
"i dont know my husband but i suggest we kill them"
"good idea get me more axes"
"husba maybe you should use differnt weappns?"
"actually ye get me a anti power amrour gun"
"thats more like"

meanwhile

"arag are you oka"
"yes only bled a little only lost 8 litres"
"pheew will you be able to fight khorne cause you wil, have to"
"i know ill be ready but ill need better swords"
"we could ask them"
"yes"

arag gets his mobile phone out

"hello yes is that the blood ravens"
"yes"
"do you have any spare relic swords"
"we have 4 do you want some"
"yes please i need 2"
"how would you like to oay"
"ill give you hkhrones head"
"sounds like a deal"

he puts the phone down and hears a knock at the door

"hello is arag hear"
"yes"
"can i come in specuial delivers"
"come in"

he comes in and give arag tow swords
"are these the relic ones"
"yes they weere used by our chaopter masters"
"nice can they kill khorne"
"probably"
"good melon we shall attack him tomorrow when my blood has recharged"
"hurray arag"
the blood raven leaves

"arga, we can get him, then we only have slaaneh and nergel"
"we are clow"

arag and khorne meet up at arrange position
arag dror his swords
"this tim it serios!"
"i agree arag we should have no mercy"

khroen rush forward and hit arag with his axe before sendn him sprawling he thjen shoot arag with the gun and it hurt his arm oh no it toers off!

"KHROnE YoU bASTARD"

arag deflectm axe with sword and kcik khorne before charge and stab
"HAHAHAHhAHahhAhashahahA khorne your days are numerd!"

he spin and stab khorne head but khorne bite it and then spit out
he then shoot aag tywice he uis hurt but keep fight
"die khroem"
melon ia above with a scope on er bolt pistol and she shoot him
"antyi chaos rounds"

khroen falls hurt and then he goes
"oooooow i guess you win this time2
HE BURTST INTO FLAMES AND DIE

"we won melon"

"next for slazanehs"
"yes melon but you will have to be carweful slaneghs likes his bvatlee suidters."
"good piotnt."
"stay back and snipes"
"i will"
"first we neds to find slaanes"

LATER

"arab khorne is dead"
"congratuinals. next will you carry on with the plan"
"yes my matser"
"so slanesh is next"
"yes"
we have unitl"
"what intel"
"good iuntl of wherrre slaanesh is"
"where is sslanees"
"currently o his boat trying to hide"
"we will need a sub"
"yes a 2 persobn sub,arine is ready for the both of you you will invader after this convwersion."
"ok i wil, get gear ready"
"good seeyou when slaanehs is dead. sink the boat"
will do"

later

"they gert in the sub

"ready melon"
"yes"

even later

the y arrive at boat and get in through hull with hull laser
"were in"
arag klills and daeontee witou looking WOW

"how arag..."

"my power sense was ozze"
"ah"
"arag lets make a campfire"
"good idea then i can chek supplies andf we can move out tomorrow"
"ye"

Man, waiting for new story man

B0zz plz we need more

sorry i was busy with mu homies

they check stock
"we have 7 bolters for bolt pistols and slaanesh wip"
"why slanesh wip?"
"slanesh like wip, is weakness"
"oh yes arag your rightr"

a daemonat warks in

"oh my god" she says

arag run toward speed of usian volt sword in hand
"diE"
he decapoitato her.
"woah arag calm down"!
"no evil is here i cannot rest"
"lets get going then"

they begin to move through ship
"why does slaneh have boat"
"he is always wet"
"ooh nice"
more dameront!
they both shoot with bolt pistol but one dameonet get close
"REEEK" she shout in melon
"ow that hurt melon say as she stumble"
arag uses his sword to cut in HALF damonet
"keep go your ear only bleed a bit"

they go down the spiraljg coorridors, killing on the way
they reach slensh chambers
...


more tomorrow i think

Thank you so much, please keep it up

slaneh chamber is empty but many brested man with long dong
"my dong expands for all"

"oh god slaanesh no"

"melon intrigue me and i want"

slanes grab melon
"AhHJJHJJHJHhHHhhHHhHHhHHhHEEeEEEEeeeEE mine"

"no slaneh"
arag run forward and hit slensh but he defelct with his brest
"oh god the rumours are true"

"yes i have as many lives as i do breasts"

"oh god, three?"
"run aag, run and save yourself ill get hi-"

SLAANEH IS GONE

WE NEED MORE

arag fall too nee
"oh god i should have predicted his brets are the reason we cannot win and now melon is gone this family is going to fall apat. i wan to do m y job but how do without melo? i dont kno"
a dameont is stil, there
"hahah his breas are reaon why arab is dead"
"what are you serio"
she throw the dead body of arab
"no no NO"
"he tried to cut of bret and sleenh killed jihm. do you knw power now?"
"yes"

arag kills the damont
"you bastard il get her bak"
he stand and draw sword
"i vow to kill sane, but now what do? i have no chaper..."

find out next time in an extra logn arag chronicle

My god

More please

ARAG PLEASE

nothing today will be tomorrow

But..But..we have had to wait 4 days already! Why do you torture us this way mi'lord

IM WAITING GOD DAMNIT WHERE IS THIS CHAPTER

arag stands in slaneh quarot
"i can beliebge it... how did i let this happen"
some sister of emlons papal come in
"arag, what happen"
"melon is captur"
"oh no shit we help get back"
"ok"

2 hour later

"arag are you ready remember use the brest scissor to kill slaeensh"
he holds the brest sissors and gets ready and then kicks down a a door and runs in and cuts a daemont n half
"ow" it say
arag keep go forward shooting with bolt pistol in the mean time whil lookin forward to word slaneh who is it and iof corrider
"you brests are mine"
"call them my man boobs please"
"ok, ill take off yuor man boobies"
"no you wont"
slaneh hold melon and turn and run speed of trained dog
"i dont know if can catch him" arag says to saelf"
BELIEB ARAG says melon in his head
"MELON" he say alowed
YO CA DO IT
"OK"
he kick some more daemonet and then catch slanehj
"HAHAHAH" arag say as he punch slaen
slaneh acthes his hand and draw a breast sword
"OH NO" arag say
slan fight aragf intense

TWING WTING TWANG TWIN WTANG TWAN WTING TWONG

the swords hit each other

TWIN NONG DONG PLING

arag kick slaneh and sever a breast
"I AM RETRET"

slanesh dissapears and melon is there

"MeLOn you are alive"
"yes baby"

arag is happy

Mlg speling

We love you really mama of the cookies

Where are you cookie mama? we, your benevolent peons have waited for the return of your ground breaking story

this has bin fun but i hate to say
i no longer want to do this, i want to find a site to actual rp...
dopes anyone know of one..
sorry but arags chronicles are over... one last chapter to end it all

There are no good ones

Why have you forsaken us cookie mama? WHY?!

i will take ladst chapter requests

Have something to do with the adeptus mechanicum, grey knights and bring back blaxt!